My Comedic Errors in Taking Care of My Sex Doll

Hey there, folks! Today, we’re diving into a topic as essential as the silicone your doll is made of—maintenance. Don’t get me wrong; I’ve had my fair share of blunders. Have you ever tried cleaning a TPE doll with the wrong solvent, ending with a gooey mess? Yep, been there, done that. So, buckle up as we navigate the slippery slopes of doll maintenance, and trust me, it will be a hilarious ride!

The Importance of Maintenance

Listen up, gang! Proper maintenance isn’t just about keeping your sex doll pretty; it’s about longevity and, let’s face it, hygiene. Imagine spending a small fortune on a high-end silicone or TPE doll, only to see it deteriorate because you skipped the basics. Trust me, you don’t want to go there. I once had a TPE doll that started to discolor. Why? Because I got lazy and skipped the cleaning routine. Lesson learned: A little TLC goes a long way in keeping your doll in tip-top shape.

Common Maintenance Mistakes

Let’s get into some of the facepalm moments we’ve all had. Have you ever used the wrong cleaner and ended up sticky? Or how about storing your doll in a cramped space and finding it all bent out of shape? Yep, these are the rookie mistakes that can cost you big time. Here’s a doozy for you. I once used acetone to clean a silicone doll. Bad idea. The result? A doll that looked like it had a run-in with a sandblaster. Always read the label, folks!

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Repairing Wear and Tear

Look, dolls are durable, but they’re not invincible. Over time, you’ll notice some wear and tear, minor or even dislodged joints. It’s all part of the game, but it is crucial to know how to fix these issues. Here’s a story for the books. One of my silicone dolls suffered a tear near the elbow. Instead of panicking, I turned it into a DIY project. Armed with a silicone repair kit, I went to work. The result? Let’s just say she’s back in action, but I wouldn’t recommend a career in doll surgery for myself.


Alright, my friends, we’ve navigated the minefield of sex doll maintenance, and I hope you’ve had as much fun reading this as I’ve had writing it. Remember, a well-maintained doll is a happy doll, and a happy doll makes for a happy owner. So, whether you’re a seasoned collector like me or a newbie just starting, always give your silicone or TPE companions the TLC they deserve. Until next time, keep those dolls sparkling!

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